Shrek: How, by getting yourself killed? Fiona: If that's what it takes. Shrek: Stop! Where are you going? Fiona: To save my friends. I already had a big bowl of curly-toed weirdo for breakfast. you're not gonna eat me? Shrek: No, thanks. Shrek: You witches are making a big mistake! I know my rights! Pumpkin Witch: You have the right to shut your mouth! Puss: Well, I do get brushed twice a day. Shrek: Oh, Puss, what have I done to you? You've gone soft. Puss: Hey! I may have let myself go a little since retirement, but hanging up my sword was the best decision of my life! I have all the cream I can drink and all the mice I can chase. Shrek: That's not the only thing you've outgrown. Puss: Maybe once, but that is a name I have outgrown. Shrek: Puss, what happened to you?! You got so fa– Fa-ancy! Puss: Do I know you? Shrek: Well, where's your hat? Where's your belt? Your wee little boots? Puss: Boots, for a cat? Ha! Shrek: But you're Puss in Boots.
Shrek Hello? Fiona? Puss: You should not be ñor. Donkey I'm a daddy? Shrek: You know what? If I got Fiona to kiss me once– –then I can do it again. Shrek: Oh, and while I'm at it, why don't I tell her that you're married to a fire breathing dragon, and you have little mutant donkey-dragon babies? Donkey: I do? Shrek: You saw what happened, she's gonna think I'm crazy. Puss: Come on, Donkey, ¡Vamonos! Donkey: Man, you are a cat-tastrophe! Puss: And you, are ri- donkey-lous! ĭonkey: Why don't you just tell her what you told me? You know, about how you're her true love and you came from an alternate universe. Rumpelstiltskin: No, Shrek, you gave it to me. A day when you were an innocent, mindless, little baby. Rumpelstiltskin: You gave me a day from your past. Rumpelstiltskin: Do you wanna be? Pinocchio: Nobody needs your deals anymore, Grumple Stinkypants! Rumpelstiltskin: I wish that ogre– was never born!
Rumpelstiltskin: Uh– M-m-maybe we can make a deal for it, little boy? Pinocchio: Oh, I'm not a real boy.
Dialogue Pinocchio: Uh, sir, you're gonna have to pay for that.
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